how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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