Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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