here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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like if your cool

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My friend harris is fat.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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my mind's eye?

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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