- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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