- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Fat? Jesse Z

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