How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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