Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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