Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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salad days!

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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