- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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