Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Donald Trump

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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