why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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