in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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hola said the chinese man

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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