- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

I like the color potato.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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