- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

My cat just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

roses are red poo is poo

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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