What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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