Faithful men.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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deez nuts

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