So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Anti Joke

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