Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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