How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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