What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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