What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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- Helen Keller

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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