What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Knock Knock.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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