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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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