- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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