- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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