Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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