What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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