What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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