who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Women's Rights

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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