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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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