there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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