- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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