Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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