A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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