- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Ross.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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