- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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