- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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