why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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