- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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