A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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