Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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