- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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