i found waldo.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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