- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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