Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Dwarf Shortage

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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