- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Caroline Kelly.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Chuck Norris is dead......

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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