What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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