What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Yellow People !!

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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