Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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