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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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