Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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