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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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