- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How old are you? 7

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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