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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

silver bullet?

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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