Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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