knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

you will like this because i am black.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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