How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Anti Joke

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