- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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