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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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