What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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