Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

JUST KIDDING^

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

woman's rights

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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