- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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