How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Turkey Balls

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