Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I have a really funny joke.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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