- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I'm homeless.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Pain Olympics.

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