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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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