What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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