- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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