a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Jimmy Saville

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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