- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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