- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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