Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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