- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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