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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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