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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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