What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Brain fart

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Anti Joke

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