Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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like if your cool

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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