- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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