- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

womens rights.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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