- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

. . I am a whale

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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