Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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