- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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