- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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