- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

knock knock Goodbye

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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