- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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