A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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a man checks his mypsace

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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