Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Yes

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Peas

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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