- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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