- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

you will like this because i am black.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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