Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Anti Joke

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