Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Cancer

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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