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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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