- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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