- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Wanna hear a joke? no

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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