What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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