What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Anti Joke

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