A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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woman's rights

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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