People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why? Because.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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A young baby died.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Anti Joke

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