A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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