- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

I wrote a funny joke.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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