an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Anti Joke

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