What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

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