- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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All of these jokes are about white people

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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