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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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