Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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