- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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