Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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