There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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time to spruce up!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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