- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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