- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A penis walks into a bar..

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A pope meets another one

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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