whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

sky silverstein

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

All of these jokes are about white people

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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