What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

. . I am a whale

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A penis walks into a bar..

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Whose your daddy? Not me

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

where's mom I killed her

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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