- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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