- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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