Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Badabing.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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You are joking right?

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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