There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Whose your daddy? Not me

. . I am a whale

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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