What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Anti Joke

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