What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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I'm tired.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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