It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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