What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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