Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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