Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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