Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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