You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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