- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Once upon a time a was born

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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