- Anti Joke

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket