- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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