I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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