Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Barack Obama is a good president.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Anti Joke

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