why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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