- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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