- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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