- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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