Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

One, two, three, four and five

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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