- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Phew... it's gone.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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