Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Hello

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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