Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Eric is gay Ha

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

What does water smell like? water.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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