Denard Robinson

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

If you just read this, You're dead.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Students, please find the surface integral.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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