- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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