- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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