- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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