Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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