- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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