- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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