- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny people fart less.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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