Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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