so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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XD Jackass.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Immigration Laws

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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