- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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