A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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outside your comfort zone

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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