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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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