what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A woman walks into a bar.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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