What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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I'm homeless.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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