When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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