What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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