You know what's funnier than 24? 25

what are you mike bibby?

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Beka has AIDS

penis. nuff said.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

He--Hey guys

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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