Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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