A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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