- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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