how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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