- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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