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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's 9+10 Ebola

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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