A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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