- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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