What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down -22

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A praying mantis is very graceful

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops