What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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