- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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