- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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