ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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your mom.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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