- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

quantum physics?

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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