- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

The Qur'an

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Do you play piano? No

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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