- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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