Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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