did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

NASCAR being considered a sport.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats a joke

civil rights

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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