- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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