Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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