- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why is the ground wet It rained

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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