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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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