- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats white and sticky glue

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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