Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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