did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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This isn't funny.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Anti Joke

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