- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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