- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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