- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

here's a joke... the american education society

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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