- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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