- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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