You know whats annoying? Steve

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Tim likes girls

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Anti Joke

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