- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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