- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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