Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

hard cheese

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

whats funnier than 24? 25

richard is fag

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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