three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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