Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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