Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

why does the man appear fat he is

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Women deserve equal rights.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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