- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

It's all Taggart

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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