- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

i'm hard

I wrote a funny joke.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Ben Corbishley

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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