- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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